Kelly Brook

Last night, I chanced across Celebrity Love Island on ITV. A truly awful television programme, it has one redeeming feature, our eponymous heroine.

I have always thought she was beautiful. Last night was no exception. Wearing a modest dress with soft floral designs, she still looked jaw-droppingly sexy. As far as I am concerned, everything else on that sun-kissed travesty are mere distractions to the main event.

While I am aware that my hormones my induce bias on this subject, I do not think she is stupid either. While admitting she "is no a rocket scientist," I feel a lot of her negative publicity was unfair. She was good on MTV Select in the late 1990s.

Most importantly, and I hope my instinct is not wrong here, Ms Brook has an aura of grounded friendliness about her. She seems devoid of that superior star-quality aloofness that permeates the industry. I firmly believe that she would be a lot of fun to meet by chance in a pub or nightclub.

Oh, and just for the record, if Kelly Brook is not in the triple-digit millihelens, she is pretty damn close.